Keeping Racism Alive In The 21st Century!

Screw Somalia! Drink all you can and laugh at those Sober Somalians!

The EKOSSK Book Club: 2nd Edition

This one's for all the people who have the misfortune of working with The King of Sing.

We've all heard tales of The King stealing stuff from his work, er, I mean, having stuff left on his desk ("Does Blockbuster take DVD trade-ins without case and cover art?") and ripping off his fellow co-workers (Ask Jason, he was there during a conversation where one of The King's co-workers, or subjects as The King lovingly calls them, confronted him about getting ripped off regarding computer software). Always trying to make a buck off his "friends" (One also recalls the Canadian Jersey incident: "If Jason wants it, it's $100," The King, of course, paid only $60 for it). On a side note, said employee was later found burned alive with the head chopped off.

Although really, if my work gave me a month off to go on vacation, it would push me past the boiling point too. What a bunch of assholes!